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Lydia. 18. Cuban and middle eastern. Food is a beautiful thing.


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Reblogged from ruinedchildhood
communistbakery:

this girl is a national hero

communistbakery:

this girl is a national hero

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via greeklesbian)

Reblogged from skeletongrazed

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

Reblogged from onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

Reblogged from yoncevevo
  • me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
  • white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc
Reblogged from ghoulinski
  • juliet: what's in a name? that which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet; so romeo would, were he not romeo call'd, retain that dear perfection which he owes without a--
  • romeo: nice nice, so art thou a virgin?
Reblogged from theirhappyistooloud
theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

theirhappyistooloud:

fucking thank you

(via generalbooty)

Reblogged from versaceslut

(Source: versaceslut, via generalbooty)

Reblogged from queen-of-love-and-beauty

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

(via generalbooty)

Reblogged from hotanimebabe
  • fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
  • skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
  • skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
  • Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
  • skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111